Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Shee-Shee Down the Leg

Ok, I got the hint... shee-shee isn't a good thing to write about on your blog. I'm not sure what clued me in, the fact that only ONE person responded to my OR the fact that the response was "shh-shee".

I can't help but to tell one more shee-shee story. And that will be it, I promise (somewhat promise).

And please don't that peeing in the class freaks me out. I have someone pee at least once a week. I'm used to it. It's just extraordinary shee-sheeing that makes me laugh or makes me want to cry. Today was the kind that made me want to laugh.

One of my boys came into my class after school. He didn't say anything, just looked around my classroom. The front of his shorts were SOAKED. But he looked so relaxed that I thought, "Nooo, he couldn't have peed his pants." But I decided to ask, "Did you pee your pants?" And he looked at me like, 'Lady, I have no idea what your talking about.' So I decided to aproach it with a different angle, "Did you make shee-shee in your pants?" And he said, "Oh yeah, I didn't make it to the bathroom in time," He said it so nonchalantly, it cracked me up. Did I mention that he had pee running down his leg onto my carpet? Yeah... the joys of teaching kindergarten.

Jaime's going to wish she didn't make me promise to write 2 times a week.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yup, you're right.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm no longer jealous that you guys are teaching in Hawaii and I'm stuck in Lodi. Obviously, your lives are not more exciting than mine. ;-)

Your mom subbed for me today. She used raffle prizes and food bribes. The lengths that some people will go to just to be liked.

Anonymous said...

I just cringed that all the spelling errors and forgotten words were committed by one whose profession is the education of our nation's youth. It looks like someone is going pidgen.