Monday, June 12, 2006

Nasty Men

Our mom might not read our blog very often, but she is great about giving us books about men. My personal two favorites are "Nasty Men" and "If Singleness Is a Gift, What's the Return Policy." Yeah, you read those right (I know, the more you read our blog, the more you understand our late-in-life singleness).

Out of the two, I'd have to recommend "Nasty Men" as a must-read. For all my single sistahs out there... there's something for everyone in this book. If you've got a guy hanging around that you'd like to get rid of- or maybe one just got rid of you... or maybe you're just in the mood to pick a fight tonight... I don't know, but this is definitely the book for you. Each chapter gives the "tale-tell" signs of the guys that you need to stay away from. Each chapter is named after specific types of jerks. For example, the "Cro-Magnum" (total male chavenist**spelling** pig). There's the "Don Juan", the "Liar", the "Mama's Boy" and on and on. Trust me, there's a chapter for every guy you could come across. I don't know why this is on my mind (I think I am missing my "Nasty Men" book- it's currently in California), but there must be someone out there who needs to hear it tonight. Girl, it ain't you..... it's that NASTY MAN! :) And I'm betting that he's a chapter 10 with a little mix of chapters 3 and 5.

And for those of you men who thinks this sounds bitter, turn to page 154.... you know you nasty!

-Jeni

1 comment:

Lindsay said...

oh you are amazing. I definitely am buying this book. no, seriously, i'm getting on amazon right now....haha. read my blog soon for further updates on my nasty men stories of the week.